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A guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the synagogue and begins to pray...........
"God, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto".
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
Jacob goes back to the synagogue.....................
"God, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".
Lotto night comes and Jacob still has no luck!
Back to the synagogue..................
"My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Jacob is confronted by the voice of GOD himself: "JACOB, MEET ME HALFWAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A BLOODY LOTTO TICKET!!!"
"God, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto".
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
Jacob goes back to the synagogue.....................
"God, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".
Lotto night comes and Jacob still has no luck!
Back to the synagogue..................
"My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Jacob is confronted by the voice of GOD himself: "JACOB, MEET ME HALFWAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A BLOODY LOTTO TICKET!!!"
Ladies and Gentlemen...
As of this day, I ascend the step ladder into manhood (I think?) as I am now 18 years old~!
Now I have so many things to do! New opportunities, new ideas, new responsibilities, new jobs to do....
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...I miss being a kid
But in all seriousness, this is a great day for me, and I hope I can achieve more that I could before!
So yeah...
Anyone know of a certain Kaiju that was supposedly not going to get a film this year...well...
Being Careful, and New Driver soon!
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Anyway, I've some news!
As of today, I have made an order for a new Kamen Rider Belt!
I'll be posting an unboxing of it and a review on my youtube channel, so when it arrives I'll post a link if anyone wishes to see~!
Shuriken Sentai Ninninger~!
As some of you all know, ToQGer has finally come to a stop and now the new Sentai series, Shuriken Sentai Ninninger, has taken the stage.
And so far, I LOVE IT~!
Its quirky, funny, and action-filled like many other sentai series, and it feels oh so good to get back into that ninja-themed sentai, no?
If you guys wanna check it out, go look for it on the Super Sentai page on Facebook, you'll love it!
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